06 March 2016

Leyton Orient 0 Luton Town 1, 5/3/16

A game in which... It was proved scientifically, philosophically and legally that Orient are still just a bit shit. Not chronic-dysentry-call-999-NOW! shit as we were under Ian Hendon. More like the type of shit that clings defiantly to the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Will.i.am, were it in human form.

Now, credit to Kevin Nolan for mostly shoring up the defence – Luton only had the one big chance really – but he still has a big job to do to eke out some sort of guile, some creativity, some surprise from this largely uninspiring squad.

Jump off your seat moment... Is it Neymar? Is it Ronaldo? Is it the final of the World Dressage Championships? No, it's Jerome Binnom-Williams doing step-overs in ultra slow-motion in an ill-fated attempt bamboozle the Luton defence. That said, the left-back actually looks half-decent at times and could well be the difference between Orient finishing 11th or 12th come the end of the season. 

Give that man a medal... Scott Cuthbert. He had Ollie Palmer so deeply in his pocket that it's likely he'll not notice he's there again until he eventually sticks his kit in the washing machine and finds a bearded bloke in a red shirt clambering out of it then theatrically throwing himself to the ground claiming a head injury.  

Taxi for... Sean Clohessy. I'm presuming that his selection at right midfield is based on the infinite monkey theorem which states that if you sit a primate in front of a typewriter for an infinite amount of time at some point it will inadvertently produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Similarly, were he given until the end of the universe, it is conceivable that Sean Clohessy might at some point put a decent ball into the box. Didn't happen today, mind, so instead the former Southend man offered a fan out a half-time. As you were. 

Nolan-watch... Imagine this scenario: Kevin Nolan, on a day off and craving some peace and quiet, goes to an east London park with the intention of calmly completing a jigsaw puzzle. But when he begins the task, he finds that not only are most of the pieces either damaged or missing, but that there is also a group of drunk and obnoxious Italian tourists in the vicinity who keep coming over and smashing up the little progress he has made for the sheer hell of it. What I'm saying here is the manager is actually doing a pretty good job, all things considered. 

Meanwhile on the opposition bench... We need to talk about Kevin. Firstly: Nugent, who was a loyal servant to Orient despite the fact he was demoted further and further down the hierarchy every time Sr Becchetti pulled the trigger on another manager, to the point where his final role profile at the club simply read "Hold a clipboard." Then of course there was also Kevin Dearden, who was a loyal servant to the club's restaurants and cafes. Given the current state of Orient, mind, I'm pretty sure where both of them would rather be sitting...


  1. Fantastic as ever mate. Your match reports always bring some silver lining to another Saturday afternoon of dross:D

  2. Replies
    1. https://twitter.com/kvartiry_nsk Apartments in Novosibirsk sale, lease, exchange apartments. A wide range of proposals. Helping homeowners with ads of real estate, will hold talks with potential buyers, to issue the documents, conduct secure payment.

  3. https://twitter.com/kvartiry_nsk Apartments in Novosibirsk sale, lease, exchange apartments. A wide range of proposals. Helping homeowners with ads of real estate, will hold talks with potential buyers, to issue the documents, conduct secure payment.

  4. Obat kuat pria...






  5. Kunjungi....







  6. Kunjungi..









  7. Baca artikel :







  8. http://tipsdancara2016.blogspot.co.id/?m=1


  9. Due to sending in those offer, You are investing in buy this realisation brand from the vendor if you're the earning prospective buyer. You read and sign the worldwide transportation structure affiliate agreement unwraps in any pickup's wind shield also known as loss. Transfer costs by now quotation probably have become controlled by change if you ever speed up you uttermost place a bet little..

    If the house is Camisetas De Futbol Baratas always went back following a established time it Maglie Poco Prezzo will undergo a 20% re selling commission rate aka refusal. For Coach Outlet Online Store something to qualify for head back or replace, The system had to be inside one of a kind overall disease utilizing manuel neuer trikot rot the labels it maillot de foot personnalise entered. hummel trikots In cases where the taken back service supplying is divided or is devoid of you should we will resultados de futbol see a Restocking charge all the way to 20%.

    By - applying your personal quote, You are investing maillot de foot pas cher in buy here food from the owner if you are the succeeding prospective buyer. You read maillot foot 2018 and accept the world shipping and delivery company conditions starts advertising in a meaningful door and bill. Significance allegations earlier amazon müller trikot in this article cited have been controlled by change inside event you improve you greatest tender value.

  10. Michael Kors handbags can now be found on many discounted sites for fractions of retail prices. The best option for individuals wanting to own Michael Kors handbags is to shop at online discount stores. A great place to shop for these luxury bags is eBay.
    Friendly Links: Michael Kors Handbags Sale Clearance | Michael Kors Outlet Store

  11. http://ikifa.ac.id/ikatan_alumni/forum/thread/titan-gel-asli-solusi-pembesar-alat-vital-banglaris-com/




Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...